Northside Song
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(Melody - The Halls of Montezuma)
Contributed
by Sodbuster, Copenhagen HHH
There's a man we call our GM,
Who's brave & fine & mad,
And we'll follow him forever,
Though his mental state is bad.
We'll run for him in sunshine,
We'll run for him in rain,
Though we know he's got a swelling,
On the front part of his brain.
Oh, he may have little black-outs,
But they're only fairly slight,
He has moments of depression,
When the Hares don't get it right.
He's got all the classic symptoms,
Of advanced mental decay,
Still we'll kill ourselves for our GM,
Despite what all the doctors say.
The Cheesecake Song
He makes us happy, he makes us gay,
He can bake twice a day,
He’s our pieman.
Up and ready at 3am,
Alert and ready to add the jam,
He’s our pieman.
He can bake in any kind of weather,
Don’t you love that Cheesy taste of cheddar,
So, if you’re feeling down and blue,
He’s got a tasty treat for you,
Cheesecake, go bake.
Written by Tail
Pounda's Song
(Tune: The Addams family)
His guts they are convulsing
His puking is repulsing
Thank god he isn't farting
It's Pounda vomiting.
His stomach lining's missing
He's nervous when he's pissing
No one wants to kiss him
When Pounda's vomiting
Everywhere is stinking
He's far too pissed for thinking
And so he keeps on drinking
It's Pounda vomiting
For all his might and thunder
He knows it was a blunder
He misses his mate Chunda
It's Pounda vomiting
CAN'T KEEP IT Down, down, down, down
Written by Jake the Peg